I would like to ask some advice..
My brother stuffed rabbit refuses to wear pants. He spends most of the day sitting on the human's pillows, so when they go to sleep, the pillow smells funny. How can I get him to wear pants? or perhaps just not fart on the pillows?
Dear Stuffed Rabbit,
Hmm...usually I am an advocate to going pants-less, but I understand your conundrum. A gaseous rabbit's rear is a force to be reckoned with.
Perhaps you could hog-tie him and force him into a pair of pants.... Otherwise, you could try slipping your brother some Beano - although my best recommend- ation is to fill the pillow with rocks during the day - then he won't want to sit on them! - especially without wearing pants!If all else fails, I have a cork you can borrow........
I would like to ask some advice...
I have some sticky brown coloured stuff stuck in my fur.. what would you
recommend that I do to remove this? It is uncomfortable when I sit down,
as the fur catches..
Annonymous (hehehe....yah, you know it's me..)
Dear Anonymous (yes, I know it's you! *wink*),
That does sound uncomfortable..I recommend letting me chew that out of your fur for you....*drools*
I busted my mommys favorit picture! She is gona be real mad at me!
Just blame it on the guinea pig! It always works for me!
I dont hav a ginee pig
cat - they're all the same;